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Per minuteI'm a chef, I'm a genius, I'm rugged and outdoorsy. I tell a lot of jokes and I give perspective on difficult life situations. Life is hard, sometimes you need an adultier adult that won't judge you for what happened, but will just listen and offer a kind word of support to cheer you up. I can be that for you. Why do mice have small balls? Because so few of them know how to dance. Want more?